Don’t get me wrong. I’m in the spirit. Peace and good will towards all men and women. And pie. Everyone should have pie during Xmas. But no Xmas tree for me. If I can find a decent Santa lamp that would work. But trees just involve so much work. And since every plant I’ve owned (except the aloe plant Jen gave me) dies…Xmas trees don’t make sense for me.
But I do love fire. And after watching this video I realized I definitely don’t want a tree. Not because of accidental fires. But because I have this strong compulsion to get a tree so I can light it on fire and test out if this timing is really true. Oh and photograph it. Because fire is pretty. I like fire. Yeah getting a tree in my house would not be healthy for me.