Creed is being very patient with my fascination with all things New Moon.

I’m a sucker for a guy with a pompadour. I’m pretty sure it’s because Pattinson reminds me of Morrissey. And since they’re both gay (asexual, unverified bisexual…we will never know until the Twilight machine is done) he feels no real threat.

Things will quiet down after Nov. 20. Really. I’m serious.