Thanks Richard for pointing out what could be a royal mess:
I love love loved the 1981 version. I was super into mythology and this movie just exploited everything that was awesome about these stories.
Harry Hamlin rocking wavy hair as Perseus.
Calibos getting totally reamed.
And the owl. Loved the damn owl.
If the new version is smart they’ll do a 300 on it and make it really slick and hot. But so far it just looks boring.