Reread the Rocky Aoki story again. DId I read that right? Did he really say:

“Three days, unconscious,” he says. When he woke up, he recalls, “I’m completely naked, tube in my penis. I see my wife standing over me, on one side. On other side, I see my girlfriend…. I say, ‘Ohhh … shiiit!'”

Yep. That’s what he said.

Sigh. And I like Benihana.