My brother is looking for job so if you need a really snappy artist for your company, you should contact him. He’s aweseome and I’m not saying that just because he’s my sister. He actually has talent. Experience and a brand, spanking-new degree from the Academy of Art. What more could you ask for?
Rudy unfortunately was the product of two very overbearing women. Raised by my rather loud mother and myself, he turned out to be fascinated by both Picket Fences and Vampire Hunter D. Still can’t get him to appreciate A Room with a View…but really what straight, American man can these days? I know I’ve totally screwed him up for the women he eventually dates or marries and I sincerely apologize for it. I really meant well.