This has to be the most interesting way of keeping robbers away from your valuables. Obviously much more effective than putting your money in the freezer. And these mousepads! I know I should be offended but I find them fascinating.

I love romance as much as any other girl. But these are not romantic, they’re just plain tacky. Write me a poem on a napkin. I’d love that a lot more than this thing. I don’t even know how to react to it.

I wish they detailed the different regions in the state because there are differences of a person from LA, to Orange County, to Hayward. Definite differences. Check out the speech samples